The Bloodies- Day 15

Day 15 of The Bloodies!! We will finish up the relationship awards today. I want to throw a shout out to our retreat mates for stepping up and helping us this week. I could not have done this without all the help. The groundwork you all did gave me time to think up the captions and actually post the awards! So ECB(sawyersmine) LocketLove, Skye, V4E, and Simba thanks so much!! Our next phase of awards will be the acting awards. Just so there is not any confusion they are for the actors not the characters. Ok as always the polls will be open for three days and please make sure you read the poll titles carefully. Also special shout out to Mima and @youbettago for being my awards betas! And for those new to the blog check out the Blog Roll and Friend Me over there *pointsright*, you can follow us on twitter, FB, Tumblr, DevArt, Myspace, Youtube, and LiveJournal!

  • Best Kiss
  • Worst Kiss
  • Best Onscreen Chemisty
  • Worst Onscreen Chemistry
  • Best Sex Scene
  • Worst Sex Scene
  • Best Nude Scene
  • Worst Orgy

A Note From Lil: So yesterday while working on this post Safari and WordPress teamed up to cause me to have a small meltdown. I was close to finishing when Safari unexpectedly quit on me. I wasn’t to worried because WP has an auto save system and I thought at most I would lose a couple pics and captions. Well yeah right. I lost hours of work. So I have done my best to reconstruct what I had. Sorry about the delay and sorry if the lists aren’t complete.

Best Kiss Scene

and

Worse Kiss Scene

Sorry I made you all look at this two days in row...but then again maybe some of you like this *AustinPowersEyebrowRaise*

1. kisses are a better fate than wisdom.~e.e. cummings

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2. A man had given all other bliss,And all his worldly worth for this, To waste his whole heart in one kiss Upon her perfect lips.~Alfred, Lord Tennyson

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3. Love's first snow-drop, virgin kiss. ~Robert Burns

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4. What lies lurk in kisses. ~Heinrich Heine

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5. Give me a kisse, and to that kisse a score;Then to that twenty, adde a hundred more;A thousand to that hundred; so kisse on,To make that thousand up a million;Treble that million, and when that is done,Let's kisse afresh, as when we first begun.~Robert Herric

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6. Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.~Andy Warhol

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7. Teach not thy lip such scorn, for it was made For kissing, lady, not for such contempt.~William Shakespeare

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8. How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, and all was said.~Victor Hugo

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9. Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. ~Rene Yasenek

Best Onscreen Chemistry

and

Worst Onscreen Chemistry

Well its Eric he can have chemistry with a yard jockey.... ;)

Well it's Eric he can have chemistry with a yard jockey.... 😉

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These two WUV each other

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Yeah what he said....

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If this is the closest we get to Amnesia Eric I am going to to throw the biggest freaking hissy fit!

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Who would have thought it wouldn't get better than this?

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HEHEHE...Poor Berry had no idea what he was in for!

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Cut!! This time with some freakin' feeling!!! AAAND Action!!

Can you believe I almost forgot to add this duo? *rollseyes*

Can you believe I almost forgot to add this duo? *rollseyes*

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Can I get a collective .....AWWWWWW

Other than the arm porn we all can enjoy I just dont see what Nimbo sees *Shakesheadinwonder*

Other than the arm, neck and clavicle porn we all can enjoy I just don't see what Nimbo sees *Shakesheadinwonder*

...meh

...meh

Curly and Larry to the Rescue!!!

Curly and Larry to the Rescue!!!

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Sophie and Insert Cast Member Here_______

What does it say when these two have more chemistry together than half the cast pairings and they havent ever actually been in the same room w/ each

What does it say when these two have more chemistry together than half the cast pairings and they haven't ever actually been in the same room w/ each?

For me Jessica is the female Eric. She is charismatic, beautiful and make everyone elses performance not suck.

For me Jessica is the female Eric. She is charismatic, beautiful and make everyone else's performance not suck.

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Pudding, BBQ, and a little Louisiana Hot Sauce never hurt no one.....well except this Paintball Lovin' Trio

Best Sex Scene and Worst Sex Scene

See I wasnt freaked out yet, I was reminded on after the football game sex in the book, but then it just went down hill...

See I wasn't freaked out yet, I was reminded of after the football game sex in the book, but then it just went down hill...

I am a woman, I should be a little impressed, but I guess not even his ass can make it better...

I am a woman, I should be a little impressed, but I guess not even his ass can make it better...

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Sex implied I know, but damn

Ok, This just wasn't a funny moment and I can't think of anything funny to say.....

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I felt like a Journey song or REO Speedwagon should been playing.....

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Really what can I say that hasn't already been said?

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Why does she have sex with anyone she's her own Dildo?

Best Nude Scene

I have got to start working out more!!

I have got to start working out more!!

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Well Hello Sweet Cheeks!

There is a lot to say about the number three....

Ok I know I have used this cap a lot but I seriously don't hear anyone complaining!!!

Eggs Butt

Egg's Butt-TOCKS

I couldn’t find a screen cap for this option but it has to be addressed.

Naked Fat Guy With The Itty Bitty Pickle

Worst Orgy

OOOHHHHHH.... I was supposed to be shocked and awed....and I so wasnt!

ORGY 1:OOOHHHHHH.... I was supposed to be shocked and awed....and I so wasn't!

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ORGY 2: Where the girl on girl action?? FFS!

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Orgy Three: Ahh, I so just don't care

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~ by lilbooth02 on October 11, 2009.

27 Responses to “The Bloodies- Day 15”

  1. Thanks Lil for all your extra hard work. Yeah, True Blood – the show that managed to make orgies boring. Once again it was easier to choose the best ones…Bill/Lorena blood bath sex was pretty bad…but Bill/Sookie blood spit sex was equally bad…such difficult decisions. I had to give worst chemistry to Tara/Eggs. They could have saved money on the actor’s salary & just had her hang out with that big ole ostrich egg from the beginning. It had more personality.

    • I have to agree with Skye about “Eggs”. The actor sure works out a lot, but man was he miscast. He brought nothing. Not his fault, I totally blame the casting people for this disaster.

      Maybe the whole Maryanne debacle would have been tolerable – or even turned into good – if a talented and charismatic actor had been put in the mix. Picture Blair Underwood as “Eggs”…better already!

      Or maybe it was the stupid nickname “Eggs” that cursed the part.

  2. […] The Bloodies- Day 15 « Blood Bonds bloodbonds.wordpress.com/2009/10/11/the-bloodies-day-15 – view page – cached Day 15 of The Bloodies!! We will finish up the relationship awards today. I want to throw a shout out to our retreat mates for stepping up and helping us this week. I could not have done this… (Read more)Day 15 of The Bloodies!! We will finish up the relationship awards today. I want to throw a shout out to our retreat mates for stepping up and helping us this week. I could not have done this without all the help. The groundwork you all did gave me time to think up the captions and actually post the awards! So ECB(sawyersmine) LocketLove, Skye, V4E, and Simba thanks so much!! Our next phase of awards will be the acting awards. Just so there is not any confusion they are for the actors not the categories. Ok as always the polls will be open for three days and please make sure you read the poll titles carefully. Also special shout out to Mima and @youbettago for being my awards betas! And for those new to the blog check out the Blog Roll and Friend Me over there *pointsright*, you can follow us on twitter, FB, Tumblr, DevArt, Myspace, Youtube, and LiveJournal! * Best Kiss * Worst Kiss * Best Onscreen Chemisty * Worst Onscreen Chemistry * Best Sex Scene * Worst Sex Scene * Best Nude Scene * Worst Orgy (Read less) — From the page […]

  3. All orgies sucked! I am by no means prude but WTF?!?

    I am sooooo desensitized (is that a real word?) to any sexin that show:(

  4. Have to agree that all the orgies suck BIG time! Went with #3 which I thought was the most disgusting and nothing sexy about it at all. Any category with the word BEST and ERIC is an easy choice for me. Best nude scene, best chemistry (w/Sookie was my pick), best sex scene(even though it wasn’t shown but was implied), and the best kiss. I did have a difficult time choosing between all the great and favorite kisses from the viking, i.e. the only for Sookie or the bloody tears kiss, but went for the viking kiss. All three made me tingly all over and wish I was Sookie. *sigh* AS is so charismatic, mind blowing gorgeous and a great kisser. Need I say more. As for the rest, worst chemistry: Eggs and Tara worst sex scene: Bill and Lorena , Marianne and young Sam came in close second.
    Keep these coming. I am having a great time. Thank you all again for all your hard work in putting these together.

  5. Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.~Andy Warhol

    That caption for the Eric/Sophie-Anne kiss made me LMAO! Thanks! It described it perfectly.

    Just wanted to thank Blood Bonds for The Bloodie Awards. These have really helped hold off the DTs from TrueBlood withdrawal that I would otherwise be experiencing were it not for these polls.

  6. Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person goodnight.~Andy Warhol

    That caption for the Eric/Sophie-Anne kiss made me LMAO! Thanks! It described it perfectly.

    Just wanted to thank Blood Bonds for The Bloodie Awards. These have really helped hold off the DTs from TrueBlood withdrawal that I would otherwise be experiencing were it not for these polls.
    P.S. – Sorry, forgot to tell you great post!

  7. man, best kiss was really really hard.

    worst orgy…number 3. i would’ve listed those two extras in the credits as “ravenous muncher orgy go-er” and “angry receiver orgy go-er”

  8. the categories and captions totally cracked me up today.
    you guys are great!

  9. Love em, keep em comin’! Great stuff, some easy choices for me (anything Eric on the Best) and sometimes harder choices for the worst…there were so many, sadly…

    Thanks as always fir these polls!

  10. When do we get the results of the Bloodie Awards? I know many of the polls are already closed…

    • We are going to have a big reveal! We have some acting cats and tech/writing/directing cats and then we are done.

  11. I wanted so badly to vote for E for the best nude scene but I had to vote for Sam. That shot of him in the apron, *sigh*.
    I would, in fact, wear him like a scrunchie.

    • Sam’ Butt looked great!!
      I still have to vote for E. His Majesty Naked is just so perfect

    • I almost had a tie between “Sweet Cheeks” (love the name hahaha) and Eric, but the Viking is the Master even at classy nakky lol. But have to admit that I enjoyed a lot sweet cheeks nudes because most of them were ackward and funny. I love the quotes for Best Kiss, Lil, they were a great idea!! I chose the Viking Kiss as best because even when I love the bloody tears kisses, that was a very intense scene and I chose it before as best shiper. Oh, and the worst was the gross bloody mess between Bill and Sookie (argh!).

  12. Best kiss….. could we have chosen all the ones with Eric in it???
    Of course I voted for Eric in the nude scene…. but it wasn’t the kind of nude we got from everyone else and it’s not fair!!! lol

    • It was classy nakky, classy nakky is better…..keep chanting that! LOL

      • LOL. Classy nakky is better, classy nakky is better.I’ve to agree with you, but I’m still convincing myself of that. It was a nude scene with class that showed just enough to make us want more which I’m sure is purely intentional on TB’s part(I hope it is). Here’s hoping for a complete nude scene(shoulders, arms, chest and buttocks) with class of AS/Eric in Season 3.

      • Would be nice to have full frontal of Alex, though…like they did in HBO’s Rome. ::sigh:: But then TVs all over the world would probably melt.

      • I like a little mystery…full frontal would be TMI for me..LOL

  13. The Eric so-called nude scene was a complete TEASE. It was…”let’s get em all riled up & then give em…Nothin!” Soooo not lovin being played. Uggghhh, just think about all the Ick nude scenes we’ve been subjected to (nasty mustard licking scene comes to mind, along with Beel saggy butt.) And after all that talk & hype & buildup about The One scene we really want? Yeah. We were totally played.

    • I agree.
      I feel very manipulated by the way everything to do with Eric is being dangled and snatched, over and over. I tell you what Mr Ball, there had better be a payoff next season because I’m soooooo close to just ditching this show.
      It is fine to manipulate your audience but a) they should receive a payoff eventually, and b) they shouldn’t be overtly aware that you’re doing it.
      You failed on both counts AB.

  14. Damn..DAMN..I accidentally lost my place and voted “best sex scene” to Bill & Lorena. Who do I call to fix this mess? And what a MESS it was! Ugh.

  15. Patience is all I can say. Just read an interview with Mr. Ball saying there will be more of Eric. Don’t forget, amnesia Eric and the shower scene are a big part of the books. He can’t forget the shower scene, I look forward to the shower scene!

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