The Bloodies- Day 14

Welcome to Day 14 of  The Bloodies! It’s no coincidence that we start our Relationships Section on Day 14 either! The next two days will be all about love and relationships on True Blood…the ones we LOVED and the ones we hated to pieces! As always you get three days to vote for these categories. Just a few more days of awards!!!!

  • Best Romantic Pairing
  • Worst Romantic Pairing
  • Most WTF Pairing
  • Best Platonic Relationship
  • Best Shipper Moment
  • Worst Shipper Moment

Best Romantic Pairing

And

Worst Romantic Pairing

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Look Dirty Dancin'

Dog and Piiiigg!! All Voting Can Stop Now

Dog and Piiiigg!! All Voting Can Stop Now

Hoyt and Jessica sittin in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Hoyt and Jessica sittin' in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G

Oh Stop!!! Geesh! I have to include them!

Oh Stop!!! Geesh! I have to include them!

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Gah!!! Still nothin!!!!

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Why is it every woman insists on digging their nails into him? At least Sookie stopped before she tore up the forbidden land...*raiseseyebrow* MUST I remind everyone the shoulders are mine? hhhhmmm????

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High Hopes for Sam? Naw we writers knew better....but the girl can wear a mathcing panty set like nobody's business!!

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Wasn't it sweet when Bill gave Lorena the beautiful necklace off the dead girl? AWWWWWW

Trust I used to work on a farm the bull would give the Viking and his GP a run for their money ;)

Trust me I used to work on a farm the bull would give the Viking and his GP a run for their money 😉

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*YAWN* betcha Hadley wishes she met E first.....

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Even Vampires can be blind.......

Most WTF Pairing

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WTF does every show have to have a freakin' cougar scene in it now? It's like how every show has vampires in it now! ..... Uhhh never mind *shufflesoff*

Dude!!!!!

WTF!!! Dude!!!!!

OK again more homoerotic undertones in this scene than the E/Laffy blood sharing scene. I think Eric actually enjoys Bills approval and I think Bills Belles were a-jinglin

WTF!! again more homoerotic undertones in this scene than the E/Laffy blood sharing scene. I think Eric actually enjoys Bill's approval and I think Bill's Belles were a-jinglin'

WTF!!! NO! NO! NO! STOP!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF VIKINGS MY EYES!!!!!

WTF!!! NO! NO! NO! STOP!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF VIKINGS MY EYES!!!!!

I cant believe I didnt burn my eyes out of their sockets!

WTF!! I can't believe I didn't burn my eyes out of their sockets!

No words! No words AB!!! Frakkin Bill Lover!

WTF!!! No words! No words AB!!! Frakkin' Bill Lover!

WTF!! Waste Not Want Not People!!!

WTF!! Waste Not Want Not People!!!

WTF? This was supposed to be a homoerotic relationship? Bill and Jasons hug was more homoerotic!

WTF? This was supposed to be a homoerotic relationship? Bill and Jason's hug was more homoerotic!

Best Platonic Relationship

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Dude so do think if Sam turned into a Bee and stung someone he'd die?

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*giggles* Oh. That. Pam.

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He had a Nanny Named Annie and Sam took pitty on him and didn't bitch slap him for sharing such a pointless memory....

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Which one's Curly?

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These two have potential between his drugs and her pissy 'tude they could rule Bon Temps!

In the end I think it was platonic.....*shiftyeyes*

In the end I think it was platonic.....*shiftyeyes*

Best Shipper Moment

sigh........

Moment 1: Insert me here

AAWWWWWW

Moment Two: AAWWWWWW

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Moment three: *shivers* Do it again *shivers* And again........ Mufasa!

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Moment Four: Okay.......I got nothin'

Zombie love has led to these to patrolling the perimeter from above, there has got to be a metaphor in there somehwere

Moment Five: Zombie love has led to these two to patrolling the perimeter from above, there has got to be a metaphor in there somewhere

Trust you? Okay....*thud*

Moment Six: Trust you? Okay....*thud*

Ok, here I had hope for Tara. She was talking, opening up to someone, letting go a bit. Yeah well I was wrong okay!

Moment Seven: Ok, here I had hope for Tara. She was talking, opening up to someone, letting go a bit. Yeah well I was wrong okay!

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Moment Eight: Look he gets under both their skin and she hasn't even sucked his blood yet!!

I should BE so lucky!!!

Moment Nine: I should BE so lucky!!!

Worst Shipper Moment

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Moment One: Jessica can't deny her vampire nature when she attacks Maxine and Hoyt can't deny his Mama's Boy nature when he walks away from her and tells her Bill was right!

As much as I would like it to Sex simply does not fix it!

Moment Two: As much as I would like it to Sex simply does not fix it!

Bill simply does not know how to handle a crisis!

Moment Three: Bill simply does not know how to handle a crisis!

Youd rather have cancer? Well I would like better effing dialoge!

Moment Four: You'd rather have cancer? Well I would like better effing dialoge!

I seem to be losing time, hey I know lets go get high and follow a trail of clothes and really bad drums!

Moment Five: I seem to be losing time, hey I know let's go get high and follow a trail of clothes and really bad drums!

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~ by simba317 on October 9, 2009.

17 Responses to “The Bloodies- Day 14”

  1. OMG! LMAO on the captions! Especially the WTF pairings. Gotta go with Eric and Sophie-Anne. Sorry, there is no chemistry there and just EEEEEKKK for me to see my favorite Blond Viking kissing anyone else besides Sookie(even though she sooooo does not deserve him right now). Most romantic couple was easy, had to go with Jessica and Hoyt. I would have picked Eric and Sookie, but they are not a couple nor romantic at this point. Worst pairing was more difficult, it was either Bill and Sookie, Tara and Eggs, Sophie and Hadley, Arlene and Terry, but I went with Maryann and the Bull. Best platonic: Eric and Pam of course. Worst shipper: of course the Bill and Sookie make-up sex. The hardest pick for me was the best shipper moment. I wanted to pick all the Eric moments, but had to go to Moment One: Sookie’s dream due to seeing AS in the buff. *sigh* So agree with the caption. LOL, insert me there.
    Again, thank you for posting these. I enjoy these very much and has kept me entertain throughout my TB withdrawal. Actually, more of an obsession with a tall, blond and gorgeous Viking.

  2. Dog and Piiiigg!! HAHAHAHA what a pair! OH, I can’t see Bill and Sookie as a choice on the Most WTF Pairing, and I really hate that gross bloody kiss… YUCK!! Anyway, the best shipper moment is hard to choose for me right now, so I have to come back later after a very serios analysis between “Insert me here”… and “*shivers* Do it again *shivers* And again…….. Mufasa!”… and “Trust you? Okay….*thud*”… and… and… lol

  3. Well the Bill and Sookie WTF!! Dude!! was more about the moment then the actual couple in that moment I was LIKE WTF!!!! And really it should have been foreshadowing for an entire season of me yelling WTF! and giving the TV the finger….

    • LOL, Lil, yes, I understand your impression of it as a WTF (and the finger action hahaha) because I precisely share it. What I meant before was that I don’t see the poll option (choice) written in the list to pick it as a WTF lol… and I want to pick it! (excuse my english, please lol).

  4. Well you know who gets the “worst” vote for me every time. *giggles*

    LMAO @ WTF!!! NO! NO! NO! STOP!! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF VIKINGS MY EYES!!!!!

  5. Thank you guys so much for this! Great moments. Great categories. Great work!

    After all the looks Eric and Godric exchanged, all the looking at the other’s lips etc, especially in the hotel room, I for one am thoroughly convinced that they do NOT belong into the platonic category. But they would get my vote for best romantic pair and shipper moment – insert either the kiss of death/life on the pyre or the bloody tears on the roof.

    • I loved Eric/Godric…but it’s such an ambiguous relationship…there’s love between them, maybe something sexual or romantic…they’re brothers, friends, comrades, son, child, father. It was totally awesome though. That being said…I hope they don’t do a sexual hook up flashback in Season 3 with Eric and Godric…because that will just cheapen their relationship, make it gratuitous and take away from the ambiguity and the profoundness of who he is to Eric.

      ~simba_317

    • I agree with simba’s opinion about E/G ambiguous relationship, and I really don’t see them as a romantic pairing, specially because the words “father, brother, son” were the beggining and end of their relationship cycle. We can see they share a deep love between them, but I never percieved anything romantic or sexually “per se”. About the looking at the lips… AS and AH when acting, use a lot of eye movement and “lost staring” when thinking (the scene they were talking about the FOtS at Godric’s house is a very good example to watch it) and I really think the lip looking has to do more with their differences in height and the kneeling than with a sexually or romantic aura between them.

      • Yeah…it wasn’t like in Generation Kill with Fick and Colbert…which was SOOOO totally homoerotic at moments. Not that I didn’t love that relationship…but it was very blatantly homoerotic at times…like, I feel like I’m intruding in something between the two of them when I watch some of their scenes lol. It had EPIC eyesex going on.

        ~simba_317

  6. i totally agree with Lil. There were soooo many WTF moments this season. There was a whole lotta WTF-ing goin on. And it’s pretty obvious…Andy is soooo Curly. The B/S blood spit kiss should belong it the biggest gross-out category, and imho the cancer remark should have a special place of honor as the most offensive line of dialogue i’ve heard on tv. I wonder, Mr. Ball, if she had replaced the word cancer with the word AIDS, would that line still have been acceptable? And SA needs to keep her lips off the Viking.

  7. Two Words – BACK PORN from the worst shipper moment. I just love Eric’s back.

    Best couple – Jess and Hoyt for me. I loved them this season
    Best platonic – Jason and Andy.

  8. OMG! It was beyond hard to choose. Best shipper moment. I went with moment 1 because umm yeah nekkid viking wins every time.I can’t help it with the Most Romantic pairing, I choose Eric & Sookie. Damn nekkidness it’s like I can’t look at anything else! As my fellow trubie said when we watched that ep in a hotel in Memphis (put TB in our freaking weekend get away itinerary!) “Did he just lick her?” oh he did, he did indeed! Best Platonic, Eric & Pam. I so need more Eric & Pam moments. Once again Day 14 as awesome as 1-13. Great job!!!

  9. i am having sooooooooo much fun!!!!!!! voting all the way from spain, people, and i even got a friend hooked on you…..I have to say that to me, PIGGGGG was just it it was an absolute wtf moment.Daphne, completely expendable character imo.
    Best shipper moment..naked viking (I went on a six month scholarship to sweden when I was 21… OMFG!!!!)what can I say besides Tall and blonde??? And i need more pam….

  10. sarah/jason and sarah/steve pictures aren’t up, but in the choices

    “which one’s curly?” LOL

    • LOL, man I really don’t know what happened. Sorry. After I get day 15 fixed…long story…I will fix it. Thanks for pointing it out though, I do appreciate it. *hugs*

      • no problem!

        you guys keep keepin’ on keepin’ on though…it’s been said time and again but we all LOVE these!!!

        (btw…reruns of season 1 [and i think 2] are being shown now! w00t!!)

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